Patrick Collison to announce shock retirement from business?

Sad news for Collison fans. Speculation had been rife that Stripe's boss will announce his retirement from business, at age 37, with immediate effect.

UPDATE 21/03/2026 : This story seems to be false. (read more)

Being a business man isn't fun anymore

“As we get older, there are phases of life that we enter into, and being a business man just isn't fun anymore,” he might have said, says a source who remained anonymous. Other reports hinted that he may branch out into other creative fields he is better at (and more interested in), though they didn't provide any details.

#ThankYouPatrick

For a little while on Friday evening, #ThankYouPatrick was a trending hashtag on Twitter. As many fans reminisce and look back on all the unforgettable memories, some may wonder what about now made him make the decision.

“You’ve accomplished everything I ever dreamed of #ThankYouPatrick.”
— @DesireePlum, 20 Mar 2026

“I thought Patrick Collison retired about 5 years ago?!?”
— @millythom, 20 Mar 2026

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