Valéry Zeitoun
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Valéry Zeitoun
59-year-old producer
Valéry Zeitoun is a 59-year-old French producer, best known as cast member of Touche pas à mon poste.
Quick Facts
Selected Filmography
2008: The Last Deadly Mission (Olivier Marchal): Maître Lomach
Television
2010 - Today: Touche pas à mon poste
The latest news
Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | On Friday morning the Sun-Times reported the 59-year-old producer Valéry Zeitoun and his girlfriend, to be shopping for engagement rings. Naturally, the article sent the Facebook and Twitter into a frenzy.Read It »- Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | It's been a rough year for the producer, but at least he has his millions of dollars to ease the pain. 59-year-old Valéry Zeitoun has taken the No. 1 spot on People With Money’s highest-paid celebrity list for 2025.Read It »
- Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | Earlier this week news reports surfaced that Valéry Zeitoun, 59, and his partner had split up. Is the French producer really single again?Read It »
- Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | Sad news for Zeitoun fans as speculation had been rife that the French producer is about to announce his retirement from all public activities, at age 59, with immediate effect.Read It »
Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | According to the latest Watch and Listen magazine poll just out yesterday (Saturday, March 29), ‘Touche pas à mon poste’ is now considered to be the Greatest Show in the History of Television.Read It »- Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | Valéry Zeitoun was reported as dead earlier this week, causing concern among fans across the world. However, the March 2025 news has now been confirmed as a complete hoax and just the latest in a string of fake celebrity death reports.Read It »
- Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | Valéry Zeitoun, 59, has been dubbed “the Sexiest Producer Alive” by Glamour's magazine in its April 2025 issue out this week. For the second year in a row, our gorgeous hottie beat out some other equally hot men for the number one spot!Read It »
- Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | The 59-year-old producer is said to have been secretly practising ‘Gangnam Style’ steps, after singer PSY has invited him to join in the famous dance earlier this year.Read It »
- Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | Speculation is rampant that Valéry Zeitoun is expecting a baby after long-time partner was spotted with a prominent stomach bulge on Saturday evening, during romantic dinner date. Is the 59-year-old producer about to be a dad to a little boy or girl?Read It »
- Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | According to a well-informed source, Valéry Zeitoun is leading the race to become Time magazine's Person of the Year in 2025. But while the producer's fans are thrilled with the news, many people hold a very different opinion.Read It »
- Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | Reports from the Daily News yesterday (March 29, 2025), suggest the 59-year-old producer has secretly got hitched to hist long-term relationship. Sorry ladies, Valéry Zeitoun seems to be off the market.Read It »
- Valéry ZeitounAMP™, | Valéry Zeitoun’s adored labrador retriever "Spinee" has undergone a risky surgery on Friday and is luckily beginning the slow process of recovery. The 59-year-old producer has received waves and waves and support for Spinee, as he offered his Twitter followers an update on pooch’s status regularly.Read It »
